I hope everyone enjoys my book. It took Howard 45 seconds to write out the check to the vanity printer to get it done for me. I spent at least an hour begging him for the money since I'd drained all the money out of our joint account to get the chimneys cleaned. That's a lot of time since he has many meetings and I have to practice my knee bends while carrying a giant bag. I hope you all learn about candles and dog and cats and antifreeze. I'm so amaaaaazing.

Where's Fred with the sound effects when you need him? .... babababababababababababa

Ames catalog models are neither actresses nor authors. She has no education or credentials. Doing "research" online doesn't substitute for an education. How far did you get in college Beth? Oh, you DIDN'T go to college. Well, you're an expert anyway. Howard says so.

If this was ANYONE else, Howard would be ripping on them mercilessly. Such a sham.

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I want that dress Beth Ostrosky wore on the Today show May 5, 2010! Does anyone know who the designer is?

Thank you!!!!

Wendy